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DO NOT DEHYDRATE - Video Clip FMP Koh Phangan
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DO NOT DEHYDRATE - A Demented, Chaotic and Awesome Experience!
FMP - Full Moon Party Koh Phangan Paradise Island! The world's biggest beach party and monthly celebration of madness under a
bright Full Moon at world famous Party Zone Had Rin. Koh Pha-Ngan's monthly TOP event since more than 20 years with the
ever-increasing number of party hungry lifeforms that return, bringing their mates and spreading the vibe throughout the galaxy!
But recent investigations by our international team of outstanding experts revealed the shocking truth! An average of 23% of
the party revelers suffer SEVERE DEHYDRATION while partying at the biggest beach party in South East Asia! Party Goers must
constantly drink water to cool off. However, many do not realize they are dehydrating and quite often many partiers will,
without knowing it, grind their teeth ;-)
DEHYDRATION requires your immediate attention! You should let our experienced health care team know at
once if you are experiencing dehydration, even if your initial symptoms are mild. Untreated dehydration can lead to a
significant loss of fluid and electrolytes (like potassium, magnesium and sodium) from the body. DEHYDRATION can trigger
severe side effects, and even become life-threatening! Don't be a moron - contact us!
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Partying at the world's most famous Full Moon Party at Haad Rin Beach on the island of madness, called Koh Pha-Ngan, requires
your immediate and constant attention! Otherwise things could become a bit rumpy here and you might encounter some unforeseen extras
in your FMP package when travelling, e.g. with the very efficient island speed boat transportation service to the local Party Zone.
You also might encouter a real first contact
with some of the most bizarre lifeforms the
island of madness has to offer! Constantly be aware of Dancing Freakin' Boobs,
Giant Tsunamis & Massive Typhoons!
Birdflu is also still an option!
Sometimes even greater opportunities reveal right in front of your eyes and you can watch a real FMP gunfight and some real FMP dead bodies at world famous FMP Beach Haadrin Kho Pha-Ngan!
Isn't that AWESOME! So ... BE WARNED! Otherwise you might end up in the FMP dead body counter!
Recently the TAT - Tourism Authority of Thailand, Tourism Association of Koh Samui and Phangan Tourist Association published an
official advice for tourists travelling on paradise island!
- Do not get involved with any kind of narcotic drugs, gambling, child prostitution or any other illegal activities that violate the law!
- Do not believe strangers that offer you any helpful service, food or beverage!
- Affection between males and females should not be shown in public!
- Sunbathing in nude is prohibited!
- Dress properly when entering a buddist temple!
Then ... even more recently the world famous Full Moon Party Koh Phangan got canceled for the very first time!
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DON'T PANIC! BREATHE DEEP!
Here it is ... A Demented, Chaotic & Awesome Experience! DO NOT DEHYDRATE - An optical &
acoustical introduction into the fascinating and colorful world of Phangan's Finest ... The Original Full Moon Party!
Your Personal Full Moon Party Users Guide!
It's wicked ... it's awesome ... it's FREE! Get your FREE DOWNLOAD today!
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DISCLAIMER:
- All characters and events in this movie - even those based on real people - are entirely fictional!
- Any similarity to actual persons and events is unintentional!
- This movie might contain coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed be anyone!
- This video uses the most sophisticated weapon of Simply-O-Brain-Wash-DO-ReBoot-Re-Motely-Techn-O-Logy!
- Please use with caution!
- This motion picture is not protected under any laws of any United States or whatsoever!
- Please fell free to duplicate, distribute or exhibit in any possible way - thank you!
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DO NOT DEHYDRATE - FREE DOWNLOAD VERSION
Don't hesitate a single second and get your FREE DOWNLOAD today! This FREE version of DO NOT DEHYDRATE
comes as a MPEG4 video file and should run on all Operating Systems with most media players like Windows
Media Player, VLC, Quick Time, etc ... Recommended software: KLMCodec! If you experience any problems then
please feel free to contact us - thank you!
Download File details below:
- Size: 44,4 MB
- Time: 11.13 Min
- Type: MPEG4
- Video: 320x240; 29.97 Frames/s; NTSC; 384 kBit/s
- Audio: 44100 Hz; Stereo; 128 kBit/s
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| DO NOT DEHYDRATE video clip is also available as Super Video Compact Disk SVCD in high resolution & superior audio quality!
It runs on any DVD player and all operating systems! The SVCD High Quality Edition is available in the following versions:
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DO NOT DEHYDRATE - CHEAP CHARLIE VERSION
That's our most affordable and cheapest version on stock for people on a low budget! We have decided to save some money on NOT printing the front & back cover,
skip the shitty CD case and just use the most bad blank CD's we could find on the Thai market! This Cheap Charlie Version of DO NOT DEHYDRATE
comes as a Super Video Compact Disk SVCD and runs on all DVD players and Computer Operating Systems!
File details below:
- Size: 229,5 MB
- Time: 11.13 Min
- Type: SVCD
- Video: 480x480; 29.97 Frames/s; NTSC; 2519 kBit/s
- Audio: 44100 Hz; Stereo; 192 kBit/s
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DO NOT DEHYDRATE - FMP BEGINNER EDITION
This is our best and award winning solution for the total newcomer! Our visual introduction guide into the fascinating world of
The Original Full Moon Party Koh Phangan! This edition comes with printed front & back covers, is burned on a high quality blank CD
and includes a CD protection case!
Our most demanding package on stock for people who just want to have fun!
The FMP BEGINNER EDITION of DO NOT DEHYDRATE comes as a Super Video Compact Disk SVCD and runs on all DVD players and
Computer Operating Systems!
File details below:
- Size: 229,5 MB
- Time: 11.13 Min
- Type: SVCD
- Video: 480x480; 29.97 Frames/s; NTSC; 2519 kBit/s
- Audio: 44100 Hz; Stereo; 192 kBit/s
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DO NOT DEHYDRATE - FMP EXPERT EDITION
The next evolutionary step! DON'T PANIC! Additionally to the award winning video clip DO NOT DEHYDRATE you will receive SPECIAL BONUS MATERIAL!
Hundreds of High Resolution Full Moon Party Pictures which have never been published before! A SPECIAL video Footage Voyage to Haad Rin!
Plus a helpful Optical Improver to pre-adjust your mind before coming to the island of madness!
This edition comes with printed front & back covers, is burned on a high quality blank CD and includes a CD protection
case! Our most advanced package on stock for people who just really want to know it!
The FMP EXPERT EDITION of DO NOT DEHYDRATE comes as a Super Video Compact Disk SVCD
and runs on all DVD players and Computer Operating Systems!
File details below:
- Size: 229,5 MB
- Time: 11.13 Min
- Type: SVCD
- Video: 480x480; 29.97 Frames/s; NTSC; 2519 kBit/s
- Audio: 44100 Hz; Stereo; 192 kBit/s
SPECIAL BONUS MATERIAL:
- Hundreds of FMP pictures!
- Video Footage 'Voyage to Haad Rin'
- A Optical Improver!
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DO NOT DEHYDRATE - FMP INSANE EDITION
Still not enough? This is the Mercedes Benz of the available packages! The most sophisticated and advanced package developed!
We have decided to drop some marvelous and exclusive designed liquid, created by our Outstanding Team of Island Scientists, on both
the front & back cover of this special FMP INSANE EDITION!
This marvelous liquid will finally unlock your potential! But we won't tell you where it's hidden! Instead, we will disguise its
exact location so hours of delightful investigations are guaranteed! Find the exact location ... eat ... and follow the white rabbit!
Additionally to the award winning video clip DO NOT DEHYDRATE you will also receive SPECIAL BONUS MATERIAL! Hundreds of
High Resolution Full Moon Party Pictures which have never been published before! A SPECIAL video footage Voyage to Haad Rin!
Plus a helpful Optical Improver to pre-adjust your mind before coming to the island of madness!
This INSANE EDITION comes with printed front & back covers, is burned on a high quality blank CD and includes a CD protection
case! Our most sophisticated package on stock for people who just really can't get enough!
The FMP INSANE EDITION of DO NOT DEHYDRATE comes as a Super Video Compact Disk SVCD and runs on all DVD players and
Computer Operating Systems!
File details below:
- Size: 229,5 MB
- Time: 11.13 Min
- Type: SVCD
- Video: 480x480; 29.97 Frames/s; NTSC; 2519 kBit/s
- Audio: 44100 Hz; Stereo; 192 kBit/s
SPECIAL BONUS MATERIAL:
- Marvelous Hidden Liquid
- Hundreds of FMP pictures!
- Video Footage 'Voyage to Haad Rin'
- A Optical Improver!
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NOTE:
Package price includes highest available standards in packing materials (except CHEAP CHARLIE!) and immediate postal delivery with the Royal Thai Postal Service!
DO NOT DEHYDRATE is also available in the following file formats! Please feel free to contact us if there is any interest - thank you!
- Quick Time .mov - 640 x 480; 44.1 hz; stereo; 489 MB
- Windows Media Player .wmv - 640 x 480; 44.1 hz; stereo; 205 MB
- XVid .avi - 640 x 480; 44.1 hz; stereo; 536 MB
- DivX 5.1 .avi - 640 x 480; 44.1 hz; stereo; 212 MB
Special Thanks to Agent EinTom for providing exclusive and uncut video sequences!
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| This motion picture is not protected under any laws of any United States or whatsoever!
Please fell free to duplicate, distribute or exhibit in any possible way - thank you!
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