Koh Phangan Island News is proud to announce its launch of the NEW TERRORIST ATTACKS SECURITY ALERT SYSTEM ! Over the last couple of months our brave and honoured undercover agents have finally setup a wireless satellite network of highly sensitive Sub-Etha sensors in most critical areas all over the island. With this new technology Koh Phangan Island News is now able to monitor and detect strange terrorist activities as soon as possible and send back the data in realtime to our secret underground research facilities. There our experienced team of SWAT agents will analyse the incoming data and decide about further steps to eliminated any terrorist activity on this lovely island called Koh Phangan!

Things have become more and more worse over the last couple of years and therefore Koh Phangan Island News has decided to declare WAR AGAINST TERROR!

We must stop that constant threat of terrorist activity here on Koh Phangan! We must liberate this lovely island and if it has to be we will liberate Koh Phangan Island in the name of any possible God available for that holy war against terror! Recent classified top secret documents from our underground research facilities show definite and water proof evidence of terrorist activity here on Koh Phangan Paradise Island!

Borg PAC Nurse Lia	Borg CEO of PAC Shevaun Gallwey	Borg PAC Volunteer Theresa	Borg Ex PAC Manager Amber

• Possible Genetic Experiments on biological weapons of mass destruction => [more details]
• Strange Sand Transports from Koh Phangan to Koh Samui at dawn => [more details]
• MSG – Monosodium Glutamate that kills your brain! => [more details]
• Gunfight at Full Moon Party - Three Male Thais got killed => [more details]
• International Airport on Koh Phangan Island => [more details]
• Bird Flu Thailand Government Cover Ups => [more details]
• Animal Cruelty - Dog Poisoning on Koh Phangan => [more details]
• Crime Rate Increases on Koh Phangan - Thiefs and Robbers are watching you => [more details]

• Propaganda channel Fox News is already available here and this is indeed a constant threat to our mental health!
• The worlds biggest junk food supplier named Mc Donalds is also currently trying to setup a new sub branch here on Koh Phangan and that's another high risk threat and of course unacceptable! Who needs genetic designed junk food?
• Thailands Prime Minister Shinavatra Thaksin is re-mobilizing his corrupted team of relatives and business friends to get re-elected for another 4 years of corruption and financing his wide spread private businesses with freshly selfmade laws to only benefit himself and his buddies!
• Microsoft's Bill Gates is trying to setup a Thai software developer network and starts offering special 3.rd world discount editions of Windows XP to get his trojan horse spyware software running on any computer in Thailand!

But no worries :-) Our Terrorist Attacks Security Alert System is online 24/7 and runing smooth! Our main servers will be up linked and mirrored daily with our Sub-Etha-Sens-O-Matic head quarters in North & South America, Europe, The Middle East, SE Asia, Alpha Centaury, Ursa Minor Beta and other Solar Systems in the inner and outer Orbit! We have to stop this constant level of daily terrorist threat! We have to declare war on terror! We have to liberate Koh Phangan Paradise Island :-)

If you are interested and want to join our highly experienced team of undercover agents to fight against organized terror then don't hesitate and contact us! The codename is AREA-23 and please include your c.v. with references to your recent missions and a blood sample to verify your human nature :-) One of our SWAT agents will get in contact with you as soon as possible! And always remember ... you have to follow the white rabbit! End of transmission ... disconnecting ... entering stand by mode ...