We will not sit back and let the world go by any longer! The people of Koh Phangan will fight to make their own place in the world.
Not only Switzerland, France and Germany can make scientific experiments that are world famous.
The foreign business and scientific experiment accociation of Thongsala is going to make a smaller but better and cheaper Halon Super Collider. We will make it faster, more efficient, and more environmentally correct. Our collider won’t heat up like that overpriced piece of cheese in Lucern.
Plus we plan to let the Full Moon Party after crowd have a go around with it when we aren’t crackin halon or other awesome stuff.
To raise awareness for our project we are going to charge every tourists when they get off the boat in Thongsala a mandatory fee of 100 THB only. As well we will make a bucket stand directly at the world famous Full Moon Party called “Koh Phangan Super Bucket Collider Foundation”. The buckets will have a small extra charge that goes directly to the Koh Phangan Halon Super Collider Association.
Once we are finally able to initiate a stable Black Hole we will put Los Angeles in it first. Next will be Ibiza!
So … be informed and also warned and start participating now by submitting generous mandatory donations otherwise your small home town could get sucked in as well.
Koh Phangan Halon Super Collider Association